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Tuesday, November 15, 2011

This Happened

Well hello there.
Mrs. P is here. Everyone sit up straight, please.
How are we all doing? Are we all well rested and fed? Did we watch the Breaking Dawn premiere in LA? Did we see all the photos from said premiere?

Well get on that...because we have something to talk about first.

I must digress, though, and remind you all that our beloved TwiloveSue tented herself (along with her posse) in the middle of that mayhem and has so many photos and AMAZING stories to share.

She just needs to sleep indoors first and compose herself.  She is understandably frazzled. It was THAT AWESOME.


Now, back to my story.


Last night while I was watching my twitter feed and having myself a good giggle, I saw this photo.


Do you see it? Let me help you.....


I've circled two things. One is a pen. The other is MY FACE!!!!

Holy crap on a cracker. I immediately started tweeting like a mofo...asking who did it. WHO was brave enough to ask the Stew to slap her John Hancock on my kisser???

No response. 

Then I got a little nervous because in the torrid history of TwiBite, we haven't been super kind to the Stew. We may have called her Spicy, I might have thrown her and Rob in a burning forest or two during a TwiBite challenge to see who you all would rescue first (you all rescued him). I even threw them both off a boat and you all gave the life preserver to Rob (except for Lisa who decided to sacrifice herself to Davey Jone's locker because she just couldn't choose.)

Aaah. Memories.


Then I was told to check my text messages.

So I said, "Surely. Let me fire up the old mobile device and see what someone has sent me. I'm game."



This was there.



Let me make it bigger.



ROBERT PATTINSON SIGNED MY FACE


ROBERT PATTINSON SIGNED MY FACE


ROBERT FRICKEN PATTINSON SIGNED MY FRICKEN FACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dangrdafne from

Got Robert Pattinson to sign my face!!!!!!


That happened.

It really did.


Let's tell her how awesome she is, in the comments!!!!!

Peace, Love, Stew didn't sign me and I can't say I blame her,

Mrs. P

16 comments:

itsjustme1217 said...

That's amazing Mrs. P!!!

Munkee said...

Love it!!

rottymama said...

"The clouds have parted, a beaming ray of sun light shines down on the mortals and then suddenly the choir begins to sing,
Hallelujah,
Hallelujah,
Hallelujah,
Hallelujah,
H-a-l-l-e-l-u-j-a-h!"

@Dangrdafne you rock sista!

@MrsP the museum will be proud!

rottymama said...

;)

Snarkier Than You said...

OOOO!!! That's so awesome! Leave it to @DangrDafne to come through with the MEGA-awesomeness! : )

Jaymes805 said...

WOW!!!!! Seriously, DD is amazing. I heart her big time. SO you got Rob AND Kristen to sign??!

Twired Jen said...

"I even threw them both off a boat and you all gave the life preserver to Rob (except for Lisa who decided to sacrifice herself to Davey Jone's locker because she just couldn't choose.)" <~~~~THIS KILLED ME. I so miss your Twibite posts, you snark and wit is unmatched.

HOLY FRICKEN HELL. ROBERT FREAKIN' PATTINSON SIGNED YOUR FACE. Wow. The banter on twitter last night was hilarious. Woohoo to Dangrdafne, she rocks!

Your life is complete.

XOXO J

Jenny Jerkface said...

GAAAAH!! That is the fucking coolest thing EVER!!

This is why Dangrdafne rules in the ruliest ruling kind of way ever.

I'm so excited for you both I don't even think I'm making sense anymroe.

Double_Dippin said...

Dangrdafne is all kinds of amazing...Good for you MrsP. that was incredible

TwiloveSue said...

This is further proof that DangrDafne is the nicest person in the whole world!!! That is so absolutely awesome and I love her :)

I'm still trying to wrap my brain around the weekend and can't believe I got my picture with Rob!!! I had one goal over those 5 days of tentliving and that was it. Also got in to see the movie and loved it!

Best. Day. Ever.

MrsKassieCullen said...

DangrDafne you rock so much!!! How awesome that YOU my dear got the Precious, the Pretty, THE Robert FREAKING Pattinson to sign Mrs. P's face!!!

Mrs. P congratulations on having your face (err hair, he was nice enough not to draw a mustache or scribble all over your forehead) defaced by the most handsome man EVER!

Honolulu Girl-Suz said...

First, I have to say that Dangrdafne is the nicest person in the entire Twiuniverse. Honestly, that was very cool of her.

Congrats on getting the signature Mrs. P!!! That's awesome!! Do you have these in a scrap book or framed?

And Twilove Sue-My God, you are like the best Twifan ever. You get to do everything!! I can't wait to hear about your adventures.

mmMoxie said...

If this post isn't enough to bring me out of hiding I don't know what is.

HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!! Rob signed your face!!!!!!!!!!!

Pure amazaballs.

Susaloo said...

Im still in shock!!! Life is complete!! Its all so hilarious..so amazing!!

Dangrdafne said...

I still can't believe it happened. I have dreamt of it for as long as I can remember and when it happened I just about passed out. I was soooo happy.

And then I was bummed when Kristen didn't sign but after reading this post, it makes for a better story that she didn't sign. Next time I will get her ;)

I am glad I could make you happy Mrs. P, as you have always made me happy.

WOO HOO!!!!! Still floating when I think about this trip.

Thank you all for your kind words. I am so grateful to be a part of this fandom.

TwitardedMom said...

Incredible. Just goes to show once againg how amazing DD is. I can't wait to see Rob's signature with the other faces on TwiBite.