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Friday, September 23, 2011

WaxRob is Temporarily Unavailable for Leg-Hitching

When 17foreverLisa visited me during Comic-Con week, one of the must-do items on our list was to make the pilgrimage to Madame Tussaud’s Wax Museum in Hollywood to pay homage to WaxRob. However, we were disappointed to learn that he was away on an extended vacation. Do not fret though, because the kind staff member we spoke to reassured us that a refurbished WaxRob would return in time for the November premiere of Breaking Dawn (we were quite obviously not the first people to ask her this question). Apparently he is at some sort of wax figure rejuvenation spa, recuperating from all the groping, hair tugging, and leg-hitching that he’s been mercilessly subjected to over the past year (I may or may not be referring to last year’s BookClub field trip). He’s not at rehab, despite what you may have heard. Hopefully Rob’s doppelganger will return not only well-rested and ready for another year of Twitard-inspired shenanigans, but also will more closely resemble the perfection that is the real life RPatz.

Memories of our last visit… (TwiloveSue, WaxRob, Twifixx, ZAnyMouse) While WaxRob was a little “off”, he was still kind of intimidating and took our breath away.

There is a resemblance, right?

Even though WaxRob couldn’t be there to play with us, his wax friends still showed us a good time.

Luckily we were there to save Tony Hawk from impending doom (17foreverLisa, Twi-daughter Nicole, TwiloveSue, ZAnyMouse)

Twi-daughter Nicole and I would like you to meet my real life sister, TwiloveSis (I gave her the opportunity to pick her own Twilight blog name, but she deferred to me. So trusting…) and Sir Elton John, an old friend of the family.

Lady Gaga and a couple of her little monsters

This is one of my favorite pictures of the day because it makes me look innocent and Lisa look lecherous. It’s also concrete proof that you really can’t take her anywhere. And I feel kind of sorry for Brad, cause Angelina doesn’t seem to care at all about what Lisa’s doing to her man.

You just can’t fake this kind of terror

Here's Lisa having a staring contest with MJ. It takes a true optimist to even consider competing against a wax figure, let alone the King of Pop.

Is my kid talented or what?

Sure, we know Captain Jack Sparrow

Mrs. P and Forrest Gump go together like peas and carrots

It's so hard to believe that Dwayne Johnson is this big in real life!

Despite what you may have heard, this was our first time behind bars

We spent the rest of our most wonderful day checking out Grauman’s Chinese Theater and the Hollywood sign, eating at the In-N-Out restaurant where Rob said he used to sit in the parking lot and read scripts (yeah, we’re not freaks at all) and then Twifixx joined us for a BookClub “meeting” at the ZAnyMouse House.

Good friends, good times (and isn’t Z’s backyard beautiful?)

The real thing

Thank you to ZAnyMouse and TwiloveSis for letting me use some of your pictures!

TwiloveSue XOXO


SidewalkCandy said...

So Sorry to have missed the Wax portion of Lisa's visit, but I'm glad you allowed me to bookend your post. I love the triple threat in the shower! And I have no words for the photographic evidence of Brad's molestation. (Nor for your protestation of innocence.) oy. Thanks for another great edition of TwiLoveSue's Excellent Adventures.


TwiloveSue said...

Twifixx - You were very much missed! You know, one of my very favorite pictures ever is the one of you hugging WaxRob from our first visit to see him. <3

Dangrdafne said...

I just want to know how Lisa managed to NOT be behind bars???!!! LOL

Those are awesome pictures. I didn't know you all did that. Too much fun.

Wax figures creep me out so even if Rob is back for the premiere, I doubt I will see him. I will hope/wait for the real thing :)

Z Any Mouse said...

We all have heard that Brad Pitt is the father of six children, but it's a little known fact that he actually has seven children. After a recent trip to the Wax Museum, @17ForeverLisa is the proud mother of Mr. Pitt's latest offspring. Born healthy, although a little waxy and afraid of direct sunlight, they named him Wyck.

We had such a good time at Madame Tussaud's, In-N-Out, and then more fun talking and watching videos at my house. I hope we can do it again sometime! Hubs is going to be so excited that his hard work on the backyard is now TwiBite famous, lol!

TwiloveSue said...

DD - Maybe the reason Lisa's not behind bars is because she's the one who ratted us out?

You know, it was kind of creepy being around those wax figures and I would NEVER go into that place alone at night no matter how much you paid me. I swear to you that the Denzel Washington figure truly was the real Denzel Washington holding very very still.

Z - I think you should suggest to Mr. Mouse that he trim all of the hedges into the shapes of Twilight characters.

Z Any Mouse said...

Twilight topiary!

17foreverlisa said...

LMFAO!!! The best part is the look on your face, Sue, when I copped a feel of Brad. I had THE best time that day. The wax museum was so cool, even if Rob wasn't there. I'm sure they saw me coming and hid him in the back room.

Everything we did that day was so special. The trip to Hollywood and the museum, eating at THE In-N-Out restaurant, and meeting your sister, Zina, and first official Book Club Meeting.

Thanks for putting up with me :D

Zina: "...they named him Wyck." That's too funny. LOLz

TwiloveSue said...

Z - Let me know if you need help thinking of Twilight topiary shapes. Can Mr. Mouse also build a gazebo in the middle of the yard and string up some lights?

Lisa - It never even occured to me that WaxRob saw you coming and was cowering in the back room! Don't worry, next time we'll be more stealthy and catch him unaware. See you at the next BookClub meeting in Nov!